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2P!CanadaxReader Fearful yet Brave Chapter 4...

Automatic Censor, any and all cuss words are bleeped out with ****'s.



After you left the school you went straight to the Police Station again. Officer Star sent Al's bat to the lab seeing as you brought it with you as proof that you're being hunted and to keep Al from using it on anyone else. You now sit in Chief Star's office, yet again, waiting on him to say something since you repeated everything that's happened between now and band class yesterday.

"Well, it seems you've gotten yourself into quite the pickle." Officer Star said leaning back in his chair.

"Seems so." You say back as you refrained from saying "No duh!"

"All right. Here's how things are from now on. I'll be your... Protector... Until we're sure you're safe from Matt and Al. We'll send a district wide alert to cancel school while these men are in the area. Also, your school in particular doesn't have a principal any more so we'd have to cancel your school whether we send the alert out or not. I'm also going to schedule a press conference in City Hall that I'd like you to attend. We won't tell anyone you're there but I have to be there and since all the other officers are going to be searching for these scumbags I'm going to have to watch you. Thus you have to go. Okay?" Officer Star said looking into your [eye color] eyes with his own grey ones.

"I guess that's okay. As long as I'm safe." You say blinking in slight confusion at how soon he was able to declare all that.

"Great. I'll go send the order." Officer Star said standing and going to the door. Turns out "sending the order" is fancy talk for yelling out the door.

"HEY!!!!!!! YA'LL SCHEDULE A PRESS CONFERENCE FOR SATURDAY AND START SEARCHING FOR THE BLOODY JERKWADS TRYING TO KILL THE POOR GIRL IN HERE!!!!!!!" After that was over Officer Star closed the office door and took his seat again. And then he just smiled at you.

"... You're not going to help them?" You asked after a few moments of him smiling at you.

"Nope. It's now my job to be your babysitter." Officer Star replied and you just gave him your best "WTF(reak)" face. It was short lived when your cell phone went off. It was a call from an unknown number.

"Hello?" You answered and kinda threw the phone on the desk when you heard

*************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE TAKES MY BAT YOU F***ING B****!!!!!!!!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'M GONNA BEAT THE LIVING S*** OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!!!! WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU YOUR S***'S GONNA HAVE A F***ING RESPIRATORY SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE ESCAPES MY WRATH ONCE, LET ALONE TWICE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE SO DEAD WHEN I FIND YOU SO YOU BETTER F***ING WATCH YOUR S****YA**, F***TARD!!!!!!!!!!!! *CLICK!*"

"..." Neither you or Officer Star said anything as you stared wide eyed at your phone on the desk.

"Well, someone's got a mouth." Officer Star said.

"..." ('NO DUH!!!!!' was still unsaid)...

===== Matt's P.O.V. =====

I sat on Al's piece of s*** he calls a sofa watching his cruddy a** cable. I'm staying at his house while I wait for my idiot care taker from when I was little to finish his business in Canada. Oliver Kirkland, the f*** idiot needed a place to stay for a few days while he's up in Canada and asked to use my place. And even though Al and I can't stand each other, we'll last a few days if it means one of us doesn't have to complain about having to hang around the cupcake loving Brit.

I heard the front door slam open behind me and some cursing something similar to

"************************************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *************************************************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **************************************************************!!!!!!!!!!!"

I turned to look back at my American half brother and burst out laughing again. The side of his face was crusted over with dried blood and he looked like he was just dragged face first through hell.

"The same girl from yesterday?" I asked and Al just snarled at me.

"Hey!!! You would look like s*** too if you were hit in the face with your own weapon!!!!" I laughed again knowing that the same girl keeps making my psychotic half brother look like a high school delinquent.

"So it was her. Now what happened to your precious bat?" I asked as Al started for the first aid kit in the kitchen.

"SHE HAS IT!!!!!!! She f***ing stole it and then hit me across the face with it AGAIN!!!!!!" Al answered causing me to laugh even harder.

"Look on the bright side. You now look like an actual s***face!!" I joked and Al threw the first aid kit at me. I dodged and looked at my pissed off brother.

"I'd like to see you try to mess with her without getting hospitalized!!!!!!!!" Al shot at me before storming to his room. I smirked at his closed door and said

"Challenge accepted, Al. May the better psychopath win."

Dear Reader,

Hey guys!!! Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed this chapter!! Stay tuned for the next chapter!

I don't own Hetalia. You should know that. And I don't own you either. You should know that too! And you should know by now that that the picture isn't mine! It was googled!

[link]<--Chapter 3|Chapter 5--> [link]

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umbreon011100 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
"May the better psychopath win"

Haha bitch please I'm already there
KairiStar728 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
Please. I wrote it. Been there before you even beat them. ;{)
animewolfgirl-ayame Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist
It's fun being insane
animewolfgirl-ayame Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist
I'm a psychopath I'm just able to conceal it and not do anything :D
KairiStar728 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014
You're a psychopath? Well I'm a Highly active sociopath. ^v^
RapidashLove Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
But if Matthew is fully aware that he is a psychopath, wouldn't that contradict the psychotic thoughts/antics/I dunno?
Or are psychopaths always fully aware that they are absolutely mental and deranged?
I have nothing to say about America, though, he is most definitely demented.
KairiStar728 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
Well that's just it. You don't know unless you actually are. So that's why it's confusing to sane people. X{D
RapidashLove Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Sweetiepie14 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"May the better psychopath win"
I'm already there.

I win.  :D
KairiStar728 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
X{D Yes you do!!! X{D But I'm a close second~~~~
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